How To Choose Men’s Swim Suits
Aug 21, 2023
Swimsuits are, relative to a lot of menswear, forgiving garments to shop for. You don't need an absolutely perfect tailored fit, so long as the suit stays up when you dive in (and most have a cord at the waist to help with that). You're likely to only have one or two swim garments in your wardrobe at a time, so it's worth finding ones you really like.
1. Know Your Active Needs
Just how intense are your activities going to be in your swimwear?
A swimsuit for a hotel pool now and then doesn't have a lot of technical requirements. Something to go surfing in for hours at a stretch is another matter.
Think about the following when you're weighing swimsuit options:
How much leg movement are you going to do? Loose fabric, when wet, can chafe very quickly, so a loose trunk style of shorts isn't great if you plan on walking around in your suit or using your legs for exercise. (Despite the “boardshort” name, pro surfers usually wear snug, tight-fitting swimwear these days.)
How much actual swimming (as opposed to wading and splashing around) are you going to do? You'll want to reduce drag if you're actually propelling yourself through the water for any length of time, making a tighter fit preferable.
How much sun protection do you need? For prolonged sun exposure, it's worth considering something that covers the upper body as well as the lower.
As you can see, the basic, short-like trunk style is really only suited for casual users who plan on lying around, wading, and maybe doing a little light swimming. If you're planning on being more sporty than that, a snugger fit and potentially some more body coverage is worth considering.
2. Know the Visual Impression You Want
Who you're going to be wearing your swimsuit around, and what you want from them, plays just as important a role as your activities.
Family vacationers don't have much in the way of stylistic needs. Men who are planning on hitting up beach parties and crowd scenes, perhaps with an eye toward meeting women (or other men) for romance, need to be a little pickier. And businessmen who may end up in the spa or hotel pool with co-workers and business partners have their own special concerns. Ask yourself:
Are you trying to impress anyone? If not, stop worrying. Wear whatever is comfortable and works for you.
Are you trying to look professional? Conservative (but not exaggerated) length, conventional styles (trunks or square-cuts), and dark, solid colors or restrained stripes are for you. Navy blue with brass-colored grommets and white rope ties are always safe.
Do you want to look sexy? If so, you'll need a cut that flatters your body type (see below), and a color and pattern that's eye-catching without being ridiculous. Think stripes, plaids, bright solids, or some not-too-crazy floral patterning.
These affect cuts as well as colors and patterns: tight, form-fitting styles look sharp and practical in the longer cuts, but sexualized and only good for showing off your bod in the smaller cuts. Baggier styles look less sexualized, but can also look slumped and casual, like you don't care about your appearance.
3. Be Honest About Your Body
It's the 21st century — if you want to let it all hang out, you're free to, at least as far as the local laws permit it.
That said, some realistic expectations about who wants to see your naked flesh, and how much of it, go a long way. A little self-consciousness is not a bad thing. Be honest:
Are you a little soft around the middle? If you are, a looser cut will balance things out a bit, and you'll absolutely want to avoid anything with a tight, strongly-elasticized waist opening that's going to dig in to your belly.
Are your thighs and buttocks toned? If they're not, a tight swimming brief or thong is going to expose a lot of jiggle. Your call on whether you want to do that or not.
Are you fit, but not interested in getting ogled? Longer, form-fitting styles like jammers or skinsuits are for you: all the streamlining and none of the naked flesh. It desexualizes things a bit.
There are no right or wrong choices here, but you should realistically expect your choices to have some effect on other people. There are going to be visual judgments on whether you look good in shorts, whether you want them or not.
